Archive for March 2007
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Top 10 things that consume a squirrel’s mind.
1. I bury way, way too many nuts. I mean loads of them. There really is just something fucked-up about how many nuts I bury. And then I can’t even remember where most of them are. 2. I don’t even really like nuts. 3. I worry my tail isn’t bushy enough. Sure it’s bushy, but [...]
10 Things About Me, Your Dog…
10. I don’t have fleas, I bite my ass because I like the taste of my own poop. 9. One time when my owner was at work I got into the fridge, ate the tuna and egg salad, and then puked it back into the bowl. 8. Sometimes I dream of being gang raped by [...]